December 25, 2018

Auld Lang Syne to Posterity

In so many ways. Figuratively
and literally, hoping the a$$ game is over because I'm exhausted. A Chaucer caravan of characters, both politically and socially, Ass became the new lemming. Politics can be revisited another day but Glutes deserve an answer to it's neo appeal trend. The new 'uses" of butts have both, amazed and horrified me. Yet did not stop my acceptance of the journey to assdom.

 I found both compelling and repelling.  things like workout, crunches, weightlifting, yoga, yoga pants, pants w/built-n butts, butt selfies, butt angles, butt soap, cosmetology,  butt etiquette.  The list goes on. All in quest for the perfect butt. ...and all for what?  Once it's been achieved does it mean the rules have changed or new responsibilities in reaching a certain height (no pun intended) in the butt game?  Are you expected to do some things that a regular butt cant do?  but the intensity of focus and purpose is overrated and surely could be of better use elsewhere. I definitely did not consider the limited options once said ass perfection was achieved? No social media ass pics. No twerking contests or videos, no touching "it", no misuse of it's intended purpose and

Yes Virginia...

 Christmas is a Spirit




Christmas is definitely a spiritual tradition. All it took was a one dollar table-top tree from the dollar store to set it off.  Family scattered, no kids under 18, widowed and maybe one best friend are enough reasons to NOT fall at the seduction from the commercial aspect of Christmas.  However...it's the best freakin Holiday Season ever and with global sharing. This Christmas season was Grinched out by U.S. political scene vs the people and the Globe.  So in spirit of the spirit of Christmas it was going to take more than a cyber Monday and Santa to get the holiday season to honor itself.  And not one to miss the best season of the year, bought a tree. decorated. with lights, prop box and St. Nick. 💃🎄💃 Happy Holidays and looking forward to more Good. Cheers!