January 23, 2015

In The US News:


JUST IN: NFL telemail:
Super Bowl XLIX cancelled due to pending litigation.  Entire Season. #OutOfOrder. Expecting to meet with Commissioners Silver, Goodell.  Will take a few extra weeks.  Current Champs SEA remain Champs by default.  ;)

January 22, 2015

Annie's Head: In Other US News

Annie's Head: In The US News:


The real tragedy of SBxlix is not about the alleged cheating but the seemingly preferential treatment and protections given to the accused.

AMENDMENT XLIX:  Miss America clause --- in the event that reasonable doubt is created to the extent of play interference against current Superbowl Contender, said defender shall forfeit and surrender ring dreams. Unless the Commission can fairly adjudicate and render a definitive decision within 7 days from occurrence of said incident.  This will automatically trigger a "special" 3 way team playoff to include the defender of defaulted game to play last 2  Conference teams for Super Bowl contingency.

Super Bowl XLIX Patchfixes: 
  •  Bring back last 4 teams minus NE.  One winner from 3-team playoff games  meets SEA for SBXLIX.  #everybodywins.
  • SUPER BOWL XLIX  cancelled.  SEA remain 2-yr Champs!
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SOH is AWOL #Rogue Strut through the house of cards  
  •  Supreme Court (The FBI) rules on #Ferguson
  • "America's Dad" Reckless promiscuous  proclivities list grows And grows.
  • Good people making Bad decisions.
  • Smelllarosestone: Hope Solo or Solo HOPE

***The perils of social media strategists. No STFU for SOTU 

The world would be a fairer place if everyone were allowed to challenge Bosses and keep jobs.   #Activism, the New Congress. 
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