In so many ways. Figuratively
and literally, hoping the a$$ game is over because I'm exhausted. A Chaucer caravan of characters, both politically and socially, Ass became the new lemming. Politics can be revisited another day but Glutes deserve an answer to it's neo appeal trend. The new 'uses" of butts have both, amazed and horrified me. Yet did not stop my acceptance of the journey to assdom.
I found both compelling and repelling. things like workout, crunches, weightlifting, yoga, yoga pants, pants w/built-n butts, butt selfies, butt angles, butt soap, cosmetology, butt etiquette. The list goes on. All in quest for the perfect butt. ...and all for what? Once it's been achieved does it mean the rules have changed or new responsibilities in reaching a certain height (no pun intended) in the butt game? Are you expected to do some things that a regular butt cant do? but the intensity of focus and purpose is overrated and surely could be of better use elsewhere. I definitely did not consider the limited options once said ass perfection was achieved? No social media ass pics. No twerking contests or videos, no touching "it", no misuse of it's intended purpose and
I found both compelling and repelling. things like workout, crunches, weightlifting, yoga, yoga pants, pants w/built-n butts, butt selfies, butt angles, butt soap, cosmetology, butt etiquette. The list goes on. All in quest for the perfect butt. ...and all for what? Once it's been achieved does it mean the rules have changed or new responsibilities in reaching a certain height (no pun intended) in the butt game? Are you expected to do some things that a regular butt cant do? but the intensity of focus and purpose is overrated and surely could be of better use elsewhere. I definitely did not consider the limited options once said ass perfection was achieved? No social media ass pics. No twerking contests or videos, no touching "it", no misuse of it's intended purpose and
