March 14, 2022

No clean Cleaner

 3 coats. 1 dirty, 2 attacked by lint balls that the best home shaver was no match.  Solution: Dry cleaners.  Surprise, they couldnt remove lint balls either.  Im angry I had to pay them more than I paid for coats and with same lint balls.  Luckily I made peace with poor decision to choose this business before returning to pick up after second cleaning.  I knew there was going to be no reduction in price and I was at their mercy.  I was ready.  I simply greeted, handed credit card and asked for coats.  As I turned to leave the guy asked me to hold on and he then presented me with a lint roller.  Fuck you too.

January 31, 2019

SUPER HOLLYWOOD BOWL: #SBLIII


is going to be so disappointing if the Patriots should lose.  More Hollywood vs NFL than Patriots vs Rams and this Pack fan cannot underestimate the power of the Institution called Hollywood.  Good Luck, may the for real, for real game of football reign, but betting Rams for the

December 25, 2018

Auld Lang Syne to Posterity

In so many ways. Figuratively
and literally, hoping the a$$ game is over because I'm exhausted. A Chaucer caravan of characters, both politically and socially, Ass became the new lemming. Politics can be revisited another day but Glutes deserve an answer to it's neo appeal trend. The new 'uses" of butts have both, amazed and horrified me. Yet did not stop my acceptance of the journey to assdom.

 I found both compelling and repelling.  things like workout, crunches, weightlifting, yoga, yoga pants, pants w/built-n butts, butt selfies, butt angles, butt soap, cosmetology,  butt etiquette.  The list goes on. All in quest for the perfect butt. ...and all for what?  Once it's been achieved does it mean the rules have changed or new responsibilities in reaching a certain height (no pun intended) in the butt game?  Are you expected to do some things that a regular butt cant do?  but the intensity of focus and purpose is overrated and surely could be of better use elsewhere. I definitely did not consider the limited options once said ass perfection was achieved? No social media ass pics. No twerking contests or videos, no touching "it", no misuse of it's intended purpose and